Complete this client question....Will Hypnosis make me......?

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Permalink Reply by John Cleesattel on September 14, 2011 at 9:19pm

Will Hypnosis make me finally relax?  Yes, it will feel wonderful.

 

The bottom line being that hypnosis will not make anyone do anything, it is an enabling state. We cannot control free will. If we could, we would start with the bank accounts and end with the unruly teenagers.

 

John

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Permalink Reply by Tranquility24 on September 14, 2011 at 10:47pm

lol, i love the above statement....so true and well said!!

 

but heres my take on it just for laughs. ^^

 

client: "Will hypnosis make me tell all my secrets?"

hypnotist: "shh, im trying to read your mind!"

 

LOL. i think this would be a good joke for a newspaper cartoon wouldnt you agree?

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Permalink Reply by docregal.com on September 15, 2011 at 4:15am

Q. Will hypnosis make me a happier (healthier, wiser, better, etc.) person?

A. Only if you will allow it to...will it happen... let it work for you...and it will...just will it to happen...for you...right now...etc.

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Permalink Reply by James Hazlerig - HypnosisAustin on September 15, 2011 at 6:37am

Q: Will hypnosis make me stop being an asshole?

A: Please, Sir, I'm not a miracle-worker.

 

From an actual exchange I had . . . 

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Permalink Reply by Bill Kennedy on September 15, 2011 at 9:03am

Q:  Will hypnosis bore me?  (A concern of a person diagnosed ADHD)

 

A:  Hypnosis does not have to be done in a slow monotone.  There are as many styles of hypnosis as there are hypnotists.  (I pointed him to Wendi Friesen's site).

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Permalink Reply by Richard Nongard - NLPBoard.com on September 15, 2011 at 4:25pm

Will hypnosis make me drool...... Yes... Lol

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Permalink Reply by Kelley Woods on September 15, 2011 at 5:17pm

Q. Will hypnosis jeopardize my top security status with the military?

A. Don't worry...we won't use hypnosis.

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Permalink Reply by Carol Sanders on September 15, 2011 at 8:26pm

LMBO, James did you really get a client who asked you that?..Hillarious !

James Hazlerig said:

Q: Will hypnosis make me stop being an asshole?

A: Please, Sir, I'm not a miracle-worker.

 

From an actual exchange I had . . . 

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Permalink Reply by Carol Sanders on September 15, 2011 at 8:26pm

Kelley, I have had that question too..then there are the ones who say they cant be hypnotized w/o a military representative with them.

Kelley Woods said:

Q. Will hypnosis jeopardize my top security status with the military?

A. Don't worry...we won't use hypnosis.

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Permalink Reply by Carol Sanders on September 15, 2011 at 8:27pm

ah yes Tranquility, that is funny and I agree on the cartoon..!

Tranquility24 said:

lol, i love the above statement....so true and well said!!

 

but heres my take on it just for laughs. ^^

 

client: "Will hypnosis make me tell all my secrets?"

hypnotist: "shh, im trying to read your mind!"

 

LOL. i think this would be a good joke for a newspaper cartoon wouldnt you agree?

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Permalink Reply by Allan Nelson on September 16, 2011 at 6:23am

Will Hypnosis make me lose weight?

No, healthy eating, exercise etc.. will do it. Hypnosis will allow you to succeed by enjoying yourself by doing everything towards healthy weight loss.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Kennedy on September 16, 2011 at 8:13am

Q:   Will hypnosis make me all excited about the possibilities of helping people achieve lasting and meaningful changes to their lives so that I drop everything else and become a hypnotherapist?

 

A:  You know, it just might.

 

 

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