Hypno FUN

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Comment by Ken Webster on October 15, 2011 at 8:24am

lol!!

good stuff! :-D

Comment by Antoine Pruyssers on October 14, 2011 at 7:30pm

If there was a "like" button on this site Christian, I'd click it repeatedly.

Comment by Christian Madsen on October 14, 2011 at 6:05am

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'

'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'

His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told
me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache

Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.'

'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball
of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the
hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?'

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'

The husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back.'

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.

Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying ....

She's not my wife
She's not my wife
She's not my wife

Comment by Antoine Pruyssers on August 19, 2010 at 10:24am

Welcome back Ian, you started a hype on HT :D

Comment by Ian Collins on August 19, 2010 at 7:47am

Wow! Now I am surprised:) I did not have time to drop in here because I was moving to Germany in the meantime and:) wow! This group is growing:) That's fantastic!!

Comment by Ron Franks on August 17, 2010 at 8:14am

Good'un Antoine, and...

and it movitates me to say f_ck anyone who disagrees. Now excuse me for awhile as I feel like lying under the bed for a bit.

Comment by Antoine Pruyssers on August 17, 2010 at 5:30am

Comment by Antonio on July 9, 2010 at 1:30pm

While not too funny, I had a pretty amazing dream last night. In my dream I saw a pamphlet/piece of paper? with a phrase similar to "Milton Erickson Speaking" with a date on it. You can only imagine my enthusiasm I had, running around freaking out. Then I realized, hey Milton isn't alive anymore. When I looked again it was something along the lines of an event of like 60 hypnotists that were speaking about Milton or something along those lines. Either way, gives me a good chuckle now ;)

Comment by Alfredo Velasquez CHt. on July 9, 2010 at 8:24am

Hi everybody. Glad to join your group Ian.
I never do anything just for fun in hypnosis, untill I did a stage show this friends from high school. Was so good the experience, that all this days I have been doing only fun things, people have a great time, so do I

Comment by Ron Franks on July 9, 2010 at 8:13am

Welcome David, to...

the group and thanks Jonathan for contributing your joke as I also liked it.

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