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A man walked into my office looking very depressed saying, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" I inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend this is not a serious problem," I told him. "Each morning, I want you to get up and practice the hypnosis exercise I taught you. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person and an attractive person, but say it with conviction. By next week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

Next week, he returns with the same downtrodden look on his face. 

"Didn't my advice work?" I asked.

"It worked all right. The last few nights I have enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking woman."

I was puzzled. "So what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

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Thanks Doc.
I have just joined this group & this gave me a good giggle .. :)

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