The simplest game possible: Just Use Patterns(tm)

The idea here is extremely simple. Just write something and use patterns in it. You can write something completely pointless and just force the patterns into it in any old way, or have a certain outcome in mind. Whatever. The only thing that matters is that you use patterns. Perhaps you might decide to start not worrying about content at all, and later on start introducing themes and messages.

Also, feel free to deviate from the "official" patterns that you find on language cards etc. Anything that follows the same principles is fine.

Make it your goal to post one sentence or two every day; I guarantee you that in just three weeks you will find it difficult <i>not</i> to use language patterns if you want to achieve some outcome.

I'll start.

Just how easy is it to join this game, and participate every day? Well, if you only post one sentence with one pattern every day, that takes no more than two minutes, which means that you have many more opportunities to play than you might realize now. Spending even as little as two minutes each day on language patterns can take your hypnotic skills to the next level because, as we all know, many small steps can take you to the same place as one big leap. And you don't even have to do a "good" job -- you just have to start doing it is really that easy!

Now it's your turn. And don't feel intimidated by all the pure language patterns genius in that previous paragraph... I spent at least five minutes on all that. I just wanted more of a demonstration for the first post. Upcoming posts will be much shorter.