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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns



Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work

leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone

more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car

shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I

got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom… Continue

Dear fellow H.T. members, I just received the following email message in my "junk mail" folder (can you imagine, I ALMOST deleted it by mistake!), and wanted to share the happy news with you all...!
After the check clears, I might even be so generous as to buy each and every one of you a brand new Lexus!
Oh, happy days!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Still No Reply From You(Reply: qebhollis57@gmail.com)‏
From: Schiller N (PSYCHOLOGY) (n.schiller@maastrichtuniversity.nl)
Sent: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 9:53:31 P… Continue

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the food there is very good and the wine selection is go… Continue

Psychiatrist Jihadis,

party-crashing Salahis,

Polanski's extradition,

our military missions

in Afghanistan...Iran?

(if their nukes they fail to ban?)

Tiger Wood's wife's "teed-off"!

"Swine" flu's much worse than a cough!

That Health Care Bill's so pricey!

ACORN's behavior's so dicey!

We "boomers" are getting decrepit-

just like our budget deficit.

And what to make of "Climategate"-

will this farce impact our planet's Fate?

And will Americans FINALLY lose some weight?!

That "Stimul… Continue

* In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
* And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
* And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.
* And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."

* And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish… Continue