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New Pill to Stop Negative Thoughts held up by FDA
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The Center of Success 610-687-1047
http://www.TheCenterOfSuccess.com
FDA Holds Up New Pill Due to Anxiety About Anticipated Negative Reactions
Wayne, Pennsylvania, April 25, 2011
FDA announced yesterday that the PTP (Positive Thought Pill) developed by The Center Of Success in Wayne, PA must be re-evaluated by the Department of Labor.
The Positive Thought Pill (PTP) is a non-addictive, non-allergenic placebo that has no known negative side-effects. Within 5 minutes of swallowing the PTP, patients have reported an overall feeling of improved well-being, increased confidence, and a general sunny attitude.
The FDA is concerned about the overall effect on the labor market as the need for therapists, psychologists, and psychiatrists is anticipated to drop dramatically.
Additionally, there is intense economic anxiety and worry about the future of the pharmaceutical industry. As fewer anti-depressants will be required, hundreds and thousands of employees, distributors, and manufacturers will no longer be needed.
All employees of the Food and Drug Administration are currently testing this pill on themselves. As most are experiencing a higher ratio of smiles to negative thoughts each day, they have placed the Positive Thought Pill on the docket directly after the much anticipated discussion on whether or not to replace the playground equipment and reinstate recess.
The Center of Success in Wayne, PA specializes in Hypnosis, EFT, Hypnosis Certification Training, and Life Coaching. The Center of Success is a group of like-minded people who enjoy spending their days helping others think positively to improve their lives.
For more information, contact: Wendy Merron, BCH, CI 610-687-1047
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Comment by Wendie Webber on April 24, 2011 at 3:24pm
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Comment by Ricky Strode on April 23, 2011 at 5:52pm -
You know what they say, it is just a thought anyways. Think about it. I have an unlimited number of more, still counting. Maybe 10,000, 9, 12, 15,000, 18, 666,000, 1332, 159,840,000 and going. I have one in my hand, only I can see it so far, but I can give it to you and you can begin to feel it right away when and if I give it to you. I can weave a thought put it in my hand and hand it to you in your head, it will go quickly and easily straight in effect as soon as you have it whether you noticed it or not and still. It's not a metaphor, its straight, pure, unadultered and double, maybe triple or qudriple and going still strength depending how long or short and in which way you're going in or out into or out of it. Its all relative and not at the same time.
Happy Trancing,
Your In-Trance to Success
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Comment by docregal.com on April 23, 2011 at 12:30pm -
April 25th? Hmmm...post dated for Monday?
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Comment by Kelley Woods on April 23, 2011 at 12:17pm -
Update: The Woods Hypnosis Center of Mount Vernon, WA, is pleased to announce the release of their proprietary treatment targeted specifically for the pharmaceutical industry. Big Pharma members who are suffering from anxiety and insomnia as the result of recent FDA approval of the Positive Thought Pill, developed by The Center of Success in Wayne, PA, may now qualify for the next round of testing of the Drugs are Obsolete Pill, Everyone (DOPE).
"It's incredible!" states creator, Kelley Woods. "Each and every pharmaceutical purveyor who has experienced DOPE agrees, 'It's dope!' Side effects include not caring about bottom lines, rediscovering heart and spontaneous episodes of calling one's mother for no particular reason.
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Comment by Aino / Akpolarmom on April 23, 2011 at 11:03am -
LOL Sounds like the date on this should be April1.
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