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Should I donate this $300,000 windfall to Scott...?

Yeah, I know- I'm a saint.....too good to be true. So that's why, when I received the following
email this morning, I thought: "Sure I'd LOVE to buy a Ferrari or a Lambo, but instead of being
frivolous, why not donate my coming windfall to Scott and HypnoThoughts?!"
Needless to say my wife became hysterical with rage, and even insinuated that I was somehow
under the influence of "hypnotic mind control", but one quick call to a divorce lawyer took care of
HER (a shame after 39 years of happy marriage- but hey, if I want to donate this unexpected
$300K windfall to Scott then who the hell is SHE to forbid it?!).
Anyway, here's the amazing email I received. And Scott- if I find out that you spent these funds on
a Ferrari for yourself instead of investing it wisely in HypnoThoughts, then that'll be the last time I
ever do something like this!

Saul


Dear Friend,

Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this E-mail

meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to

thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of

funds into your account due to one reason or the other best known

to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully

transferred the fund out of my bank to someone else account who

was capable of assisting me in using the fund to establish a

charity home, for the less privileged, orphans and other

indigents in the society.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you

showed at the course of the transaction, and in view of what you

have lost during the transaction, I want to use this opportunity

to compensate YOU and show my gratitude to you with the sum of

US$300,000.00 (Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) And

I have authorized the MayBank, in Malaysia where I deposited my

money, To draft an international Cashier's Check, for YOU, worth

US$300,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world and has be issuer in

your favor, as
a Compensation from me to YOU.

My dear friend I will like you to contact the [UPS DELIVERY

SERVICE] for the collection of this international Certified

Cashier's check, to you, And I have authorized to release the

bank draft to you as soon as you Re-confirm [ Your Full Name,

Contact Number, Your Current Country and Address
] Please; Don`t

forget to send him Your delivery information to enable the UPS

deliver the check to your door step.

UPS Deliver officer
Mr. Mark Fisher Chris
Contact Number: +601 6379 9047
Email: chris@axiom.ch

At these moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment

projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand.

Please; I will like you to accept this token with good faith as

this is from the bottom of my heart. Thanks and God bless you and

your family. Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,
Mrs. Victoria Gilbert


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Comment by Saul Rosenfeld on October 24, 2010 at 10:55am
Do you really think that some of them must bite? I never even considered that!
Perhaps it's time that I tried sending a few thousand of those emails myself-
who knows, maybe there IS a Ferrari or a Lambo in my future...; - )
Comment by Aino / Akpolarmom on October 23, 2010 at 7:37pm
Because it is FUNNY, JL, that they keep doing it, meaning that some one must bite.... And it also raises Saul into the HT top blog posts....
" # 10 Should I donate this $300,000 windfall to Scott...? Added by Saul Rosenfeld on October 22, 2010"
hehe.
Comment by Saul Rosenfeld on October 23, 2010 at 1:58pm
Hugh,

I've been on-line now for almost 13 years (since 1998), and have been offered a grand total of
probably about $70,000,000 from unknown long-lost and shockingly wealthy relatives who apparently
all resided in exotic countries like Nigeria, Kenya, Estonia, and so forth. Add to that perhaps another
$20,000,000 or so from mysterious unrelated benefactors, and I COULD have been an exceedingly
rich hypnotherapist/author! Alas, if only I'd have been willing to send them all the obligatory "token"
few thousand dollar (usually only a modest $2,000 or $3,000) "inheritance tax" fee...
; - )

P.S. by the way, their English skills seemed to have improved dramatically......some of the first
letters I received appeared to have been written in some garbled version of pigeon-English used by
an astonishingly unintelligible race of severely retarded aliens (I mean the outer space kind...).
Comment by Hugh Cole on October 23, 2010 at 5:14am
Saul ... your email address hasn't been around long enough for them to really find you. You have years and years of happy contact with Nigeria and Kenya in front of you. Thank you for letting them practice thier English skills on you.
Comment by Saul Rosenfeld on October 22, 2010 at 1:39pm
So that other folks can have a good laugh too...; - )

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