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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone
more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I
got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for
twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to
him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that
there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum
pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding
wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps. -Walter

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Comment by Saul Rosenfeld on February 5, 2010 at 9:02am
Mary,

Thanks for the compliment- we are indeed a very "practical" solution-oriented gender.
Most kind of you to acknowledge that!
LOL

Saul
Comment by mary on February 5, 2010 at 7:19am
LOL, typical, very typical of men , in general, that is!
Comment by Karena on February 5, 2010 at 1:40am
Love it ! LOL
Comment by Jon Rhodes on February 5, 2010 at 1:26am
Haha, very good, but she forgot to tell you whether it was petrol or diesel!

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